10 things that really piss Ed off!
Friday, March 20th, 20091. Bumper stickers that say: “Abortion causes Breast Cancer” (an actual bumper sticker I saw on a minivan!)
2. Drivers that don’t use their turn signals!
3. Drivers that stay and ride in the left lane!
4. Drivers that talk on their cell phones! (Hang up and drive the car you minge tossin’ flaky dipsh!t!)
5. People that stand outside of election polling places with huge banner photos of dead aborted babies! (yeah, my kid just saw that too…thanks! next time I’m gonna get out of my car and beat you to the ground with your aborted baby banner!)
6. People that actually believe Eve was born out of Adam’s Rib!? (and kept reading thinking this is the word of God?)
7. People that don’t believe evolution exists, sorry folks, its an observable biological fact of life, obviously you were either asleep, skipped, completely ignored, or never took biology 101!
8. People that don’t believe they are making an impact to the environment by the way in which they are living their lives on this planet!
9. People that actually believe that their ethnic race is superior to another, we’re all just different flavors of ice cream folks!
10. Ignorant African People and Leaders that actually believe raping virgins cures AIDS!